Tuesday, October 11, 2005
PL BLOG IMMEDIATELY DISCONTINUED!
Dear Readers,
Unfortunately things have gotten out of hand at your PL blogger's alma mater, and I have been called upon to lead AU back to glory.
That's right, I will shortly be announced as the fourteenth president of American University. I would like to use this opportunity to set out my platform.
1. Neogiate lifetime contract for Jeff Jones.
2. Doubling of basketball scholarships.
3. Hiring of former President Ladner's French chef for Terrace Dining Room.
4. Reinstate Football, Tennis, and Golf.
5. Take a 95% pay cut from Ladner's salary, earning $45,000 a year.
6. I get to keep the bubbly and debonair Mrs. Kiki Ladner.
If you need me in the future, feel free to drop me a line at president@american.edu. @ 10:56 AM
Dear Readers,
Unfortunately things have gotten out of hand at your PL blogger's alma mater, and I have been called upon to lead AU back to glory.
That's right, I will shortly be announced as the fourteenth president of American University. I would like to use this opportunity to set out my platform.
1. Neogiate lifetime contract for Jeff Jones.
2. Doubling of basketball scholarships.
3. Hiring of former President Ladner's French chef for Terrace Dining Room.
4. Reinstate Football, Tennis, and Golf.
5. Take a 95% pay cut from Ladner's salary, earning $45,000 a year.
6. I get to keep the bubbly and debonair Mrs. Kiki Ladner.
If you need me in the future, feel free to drop me a line at president@american.edu. @ 10:56 AM
