COMPLETELY UNRELATED: MATTB CAESAR - THE STORY OF MATTB'S FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM
Clinton Portis: O Caesar
Caes Brunell: Wilt thou lift up Olympus?
Julius Jones: Great Caesar
Portis: Does not Donovan bootlesse kneele?
Donovan McNabb: Speake hands for me.
They stab Matt Caesar.
Matt Caesar: Et Tu Donovan? - Then fall Matt Caesar
Dyes
Brunell: Liberty, Freedome; Tyranny is dead, Run hence, proclaime, cry it about the Streets
Portis: Some to the common Pulpits, and cry out Liberty, Freedome, and Enfranchisement
McNabb: People and Senators, be not affrighted: Fly not, stand still: Ambitions debt is paid